He walks up politely asking, how do I do?

He’s so ****ing authentic

With that slick back brylcreem hair do

And I don’t like him

But I’ll let him by me wine,

I guess he does this all the time,

I’ve been

Slow dancing with strangers in bars,

Somebody holds me like we’re childhood sweet hearts,

Slow dancing with strangers in bars

Nobody knows me here

Don’t care who you are

Don’t care who you are

She’s a tragic romantic

Acting so bourgeois

Hiding in the shadows smoking

Like she’s in her own film noir,

While she’s living in her car,

I guess life comes at you hard,

I’ve been watching from after

Slow dancing with strangers in bars,

Somebody holds me like we’re childhood sweet hearts,

Slow dancing with strangers in bars

Nobody knows me here

Don’t care who you are

Don’t care who you are

The sticky dance floor,

The smell of cheap perfume,

Somebody help me out this room,

I’ve been

Slow dancing with strangers in bars,

Somebody holds me like we’re child hood sweet hearts,

Slow dancing with strangers in bars

Nobody knows me here

Don’t care who you are

Don’t care who you are