The Day Squid's Gerbil Died - Lunachicks

The day Squid's gerbil died gerbil died gerbil died

The day Squid's gerbil died

He was D O A D O A D O A

He was D O A

Don't do it No

Don't do it No

Doggy's not supposed to chase him around at all

Squid put the dog gate up

So he couldn't get to the third floor

But doggy pushed it down

And chased the gerbil all around

Chased him in circles from noon until four

Don't do it No

Don't do it No

She had to take care of him during Spring vacation

Came in from playing one day

And he was dead on location

A gerbil stiff as a board

Staring blankly at the world

Now he won't play on his wheel anymore

Licking Sniffing Pawing Snorting Pissing Shitting

Jumping Drooling Growling Chasing Staring Digging

No Means No Means No

Licking Sniffing Pawing Snorting Pissing Shitting

Jumping Drooling Growling Chasing Staring Digging

No Means No Means No

The day Squid's gerbil died gerbil died gerbil died

The day Squid's gerbil died

He was D O A D O A D O A

He was D O A

The day Squid's gerbil died gerbil died gerbil died

Gerbil died Oh my god how she cried

Don't do it No

Don't do it No

A little later on in life came a gerbil couple

They got together had some babies

But then came trouble

Daddy gerbil bit their heads off

Squid came too late to pull him off

More gerbil funerals without heads they would rot

Licking Sniffing Pawing Snorting Pissing Shitting

Jumping Drooling Growling Chasing Staring Digging

No Means No Means No

Licking Sniffing Pawing Snorting Pissing Shitting

Jumping Drooling Growling Chasing Staring Digging

No Means No Means No

The day Squid's gerbil died gerbil died gerbil died

The day Squid's gerbil died

He was D O A D O A D O A

He was D O A

The day Squid's gerbil died gerbil died gerbil died

Squid's gerbil died Oh my god how she cried

Don't do it No

Don't do it No

Don't do it No

Don't do it No

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