Too Fat To Fly - Roger Alan Wade
There ain't no wings on a pachyderm
You're too fat to fly
There ain't no wings on a barnyard
You're too fat to fly
And there ain't no wings on your big ass
And there ain't no wonder why
If you get on I'm gettin off
You're too fat to fly
Greyhound will get you there
You're too fat to fly
Bus tires will need extra air
You're too fat to fly