Lady Shave - Fad Gadget

Worried girl

Shaves her legs

Creams her arms

And she creams her chest

Worried girl

Shave it shave it shave it shave it

Plug your brow

Plug it now

Until it's sore

Drop the blood on the floor

Oh worried girl

Shave it shave it shave it shave it

Shower scenes

A giggling tease

And stupid magazines

Spread a social disease

Oh worried girl

Ah ah ah ah ah

Lady shave

Don't misuse that blade

Lady shave

Don't slip that blade

Oh worried girl

You don't have to shave it

Shave it shave it shave it

Shave it shave it shave it shave it

Shave it shave it shave it

Lady shave

Oh lady shave

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