Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me

Don't be afraid to try the newest sport around

Bust your buns

Bust your buns now

It's catchin' on in every city and town

You can do the tricks the surfers do

Just try a

Quasimodo or The Coffin too

Why don't you

Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me

You'll probably wipeout when you first try to shoot the curve

Bust your buns

Bust your buns now

Takin' gas in a bush takes a lotta nerve

Those hopscotch poledads and pedestrians

Too

Will bug ya

Shout Cuyabunga now and skate right on through

Why don't you

Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me

You can do the tricks the surfers do

Just try a

Quasimodo or The Coffin too

Why don't you

Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me

So get your girl and take her tandem down the street

Bust your buns

Bust your buns now

Then she'll know you're an asphalt athlete

A downhill grade

Man

Will give you a kick

But if the sidewalk's cracked

Ya better pull out quick

Why don't you

Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me

Skateboard with me

Why don't you skateboard me

Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me

Skateboard with me

Why don't you skateboard me

Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me

Skateboard with me

Why don't you skateboard me

Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me

Skateboard with me

Why don't you skateboard me

Grab your board and go sidewalk surfin' with me