What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are? (Live At Fillmore East / 1971) - Frank Zappa/The Mothers

What's a girl like you

Doin' in a place like this

I left my place after midnight

And I came to this hall

Me and my girlfriend wecame here

Lookin' to ball

You came to the right place

This is it

This is the swingin-est place

In New York City

(Chorus line) NO SH*T

How true it is

Me and my girlfriend we come here

Every night looking for that

Hot romance we need

We like to get it on --

Do you like to get it on too

Well now what did you have in mind

Okay: well I get off bein' juked

With a baby octopus

An spewed upon with cream corn AAH UNH

An' my girlfriend she digs it

With a hot YOOHOO bottle

While somebody's screamin':

CORKS 'N' SAFETIES

PIGS 'N' DONKEYS

ALICE COOPER'S GONNA AAAAAAH

Well it gets me so hot

I could scream

(Chorus line) ALICE COOPER ALICE COOPER YAAAAH

ALICE COOPER ALICE COOPER YAAAAH

You two chicks sound real far aout and groovy

Ever been to a Holiday Inn

Mna-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa

Magic Fingers in the Bed (Picture it )

Wall-mounted TV screen:

Coffee-Wost plugged into the bathroom wall

Formica's really keen

(Chorus line) What kind of girl do you think we are

What kind of girl do you think we are

Don't call us groupies

That is going too far

We wouldn't ball you

Just because you're a star

These girls wouldn't let just anybody

Spew on their vital parts

They want a guy from a group with a

Big hit single in the charts

Funny you should mention it:

Our new single just made the charts this week

With a bullet With a bullet

Lust let me put a little more

Rancid Budweiser on my beard right now Baby

And you can show me how a young girl such as you

Might be thrilled and overwhelmed by me

What hotel did you say you are staying at

Wanna split right away

Not so fast you silly boy there's one thing I gotta say:

(Chorus line) We want aguy from a group who's got a thing in the charts

We want aguy from a group who's got a thing in the charts

We want aguy from a group who's got a thing in the charts

We want aguy from a group who's got a thing