Just settle son uh read it doing

Just like the inside of any big shop

People were everywhere

Suddenly business was brought to a stop

When a terrible yell hit the air

I've lost my mummy a ha ha haaaa I've lost my mummy

I've lost my mummy a ha ha haaaa I've lost my mummy

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People all gathered to look at the lad

Patted him on the head

Where was your mummy when you saw her last

Turning to her the boy said

I've lost my mummy a ha ha haaaa I've lost my mummy

I've lost my mummy a ha ha haaaa I've lost my mummy

Ub ub hup ub hup hup ub hup hup ub

Down came the manager to fix up the mess

Took the small boy aside

Come on now lad let's have your name and address

With a lungful of air he replied

I've lost my mummy a ha ha haaaa I've lost my mummy

I've lost my mummy a ha ha haaaa I've lost my mummy

Ub ub hup ub hup hup ub hup hup ub

Well just then his mother appeared on the spot

Gave him a hefty whack

That oughta teach you to go and get lost

And the little boy's voice floated back

I've found my mummy a ha ha haaaa I've found my mummy

I've found my mummy a ha ha haaaa I've found my mummy

No mummy I don't wanna go no mummy I don't wanna no