(They're jingling baby) Go 'head baby
(They're jingling baby) Go 'head baby
(They're jingling baby) Go 'head baby
(They're jingling baby) Go 'head baby
They call me Uncle L Future of the Funk
Records I recorded minus all the junk
People spread gossip and believe what they must
While I slam dunk fags and make em bite the dust
A minute is needed to make a phony roni bleed
And put him in a bucket like it's chicken feed
Check out the pick of the litter not a quitter I'm nice y'all
And I'ma dust you off and dust you off twice
You never heard this so observant all hysterical
Fan-natics of the Asiatic miracle man
Prominent dominant McCoy and I'm Real
If you're another brother's fan
Forget how you feel
Cause he's so-so I got the instinct
They call me Deputy Dog now put your *** in the clink
Innovating devastating and d**e on the single now
Let me see your earrings jingle
I chopped you chewed you baked you and ****ed you
That **** you pop you need to stop you're kind of rude you
No good *****-boo trying to base
How we living Holmes
Get out my face
I'm complete in effect and I can't fall
I rise surprise and I advise you all
To stand back and peep don't sleep or doubt
My skill'll get I'll I turn the mother out
I'm top-notch you're still playing hop-scotch
Now I'ma do ya while the party people watch
You're real funny you really try to go for yours
But I know why: you ain't had no dough before
So you tried and lied to drain my fame
This ain't a game yo you know my name
Forget all the MC's who like to mingle
Yo baby let me see your earrings jingle
When you first walked in I ain't know what to think
You grabbed the microphone like your **** don't stink
And tried to run down that I can't get over that
* you were sayin' you call that a battle rap
How you gonna go against an army with a handgun
I'm Cool J yo you don't understand son
I'm a legend on top of that I'm livin'
Now you look stupid like that ***** Ms Givens
Whoever geesed you up nah how should I say it
Whoever set you up they knew just how to play it
Cause man YO I feel for you brother
I'm a bad (Word to my mother )
Taking out suckers while the ladies pucker
And rolling over *****s like a redneck trucker
Innovating devastating and d**e on a single now
Lemme see your earrings jingle
Yeah baby you know what I mean
You like be jingling crazy word
(yeah yeah yeah)
All over this funky beat
You be like jingling and your earrings be jingling
And shaking all over the place and all
It's like real it's real wild to me honey ya know what I mean
The way you be jingling word
Can't believe you tried to grip the same mic as me
Your grip's too weak you can't hold it B
You can dream of making progress and getting this nice
But when I roll up it's like Hip Hop Vice
I serve to curbs I never swerve I'm superb
Every word you heard played tricks on your nerves
You played your hand lost track of your plan
When I show up I blow up end of story my man
I'm a play you like a poker chip that's what you get
I bet your fret sweat and regret you met
The ***an of fighting exciting when writing you trifling toy-boy
I gotta enlighten so start biting
You know you can't create and get mean like this
When I'm on the court G it's strictly swish
When it's all over said and done my friend
They say "That bad ************ just scored again"
So take a step back give me some room to wreck shop
Here's your token back you're getting off at the next stop
I'ma deliver and give a speech with vigor
I drink some Olde E and start waxing (*****s)