Anyone Else - The Simpsons

(《辛普森一家》动画片插曲)

Written by：Lisa Angelle/John Boylan

Hey what are you hiding

Under that funny hair

I know the lights are on

But there's nobody there

I need a new life

I need a new next of kin

So I've got news for you

Brother I'm trading you in

For anyone else in the world

I'd rather have than you

Anyone else in the whole wide world would do

Somebody who'd be a friend in me

Somebody who would care about me

Anyone else in the whole wide world would do

Hey little miss perfect

Who made you the queen

Who said it was cool

To be so squeaky clean

Aw man

I need a playmate

Someone who knows how to have some fun

So I've got news for you

Sister your time has come

Your time has come

Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you

Anyone else in the whole wide world would do

Somebody who's got a radical mind

Over the edge and way out of line

Anyone else in the whole wide world would do

Gonna trade you in

Hmmmmmm yeah

I'm gonna trade you in

You know you're too much to take

You're completely deranged

I'd sell you for a dime

And give nine cents change

I wouldn't take any money

That's a losing bet

I'd trade you in

For anyone I could get

Anything I could get

Anytime I could get it

Anywhere I could get it

Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you

Anyone else in the whole wide world would do

Somebody who'd be a friend in me

Somebody who would care about me

Anyone else in the whole wide world

Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you

Anyone else in the whole wide world would do

Somebody who'd be a friend in me

Somebody who would care about me

Anyone else in the whole wide world

Anyone else in the world I'd rather have than you